The room covers of class 12 in three years are going to be shaken off by the laughter of the students. Some of them lie on the table and cover their stomachs. Some of them laugh and hurt their stomachs. Some of them fall off their chairs. The students laugh and it's more lively than the concert.
What is the reason? Let me tell you!
In this morning's Chinese class, Mr. Zhang walked into the classroom and gently stepped onto the platform, as if he was very happy.
"You all have your own ideals. I also have my own ideals. It's the present ideal, not the past one," said Mr. Zhang with a smile
我想： 张 老师谈什么理想呀，是不是又在“骗”我们哪？ 张老师真不正常，气也不生了，课也不讲了，谈上理想了？张老师今天可真奇怪。
"My ideal is to be a doctor, and I will be the Dean! No one needs to go to the hospital when he or she is ill. I will see him or her directly! " Zhang said calmly.
"But I don't see a doctor!"
"For animals?" Asked the students.
"I open sentence hospital, which specializes in treating sentence."
Hospital? For the first time, I've heard of the sentence hospital.
"The hospital is looking for a doctor!"
Hearing this news, the students all thought of the sentence written by Mr. Zhang to be a doctor in the hospital.
None of the students in the class didn't want to be a doctor. They all held their hands high for fear that President Zhang wouldn't let him be a doctor.
Mr. Zhang called a classmate to be a doctor. She said it was incomplete. Who is happy?
"The doctor did a good job!"
Then Mr. Zhang invited six more patients to see us
Some students have opinions: "then I haven't been a doctor once. It's unfair!"
"Don't worry, I can make each of you a doctor!"
The students have a coke.
Mr. Zhang sent out the papers. Wow, there are all kinds of patients on the papers. We went to see a doctor one by one, and it was fun.
They have six diseases: incompleteness, repetition, contradiction, improper use of words, concept inclusion and word order reversal.
As a result, we were all admitted to the hospital as doctors.
President Zhang also told the doctor: "in the future, when you treat a patient, you can't offend the doctor, you can't create a patient!"
The students laughed. That's how the house was shaken down.